he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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