I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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