I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
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If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
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We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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