the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
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A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
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You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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