i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Church boner. Awkwardddd
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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