I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
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Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
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The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
false alarm, still single
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