I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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