There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize
