K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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