my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
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I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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