You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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