i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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