Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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