Me too!
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
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I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
We need a shit load of segways right now
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I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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