wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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