we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
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NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
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He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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