I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
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you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
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Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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