Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
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What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
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i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
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