: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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