Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
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All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
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Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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