This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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