I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
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Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
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He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
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