just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Randomize
