Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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