i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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