so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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