in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I would ride that face into the sunset
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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