i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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