is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
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I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
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I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Randomize