just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
As shirtless as possible
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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