I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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