I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
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You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
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Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I DEMAND FORESKIN
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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