They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i think i have two assholes
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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