Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
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drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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