how can u be prego again
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
People with herpes should wear stickers.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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