Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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