forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
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Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
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I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
His nipple licking is glorious
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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