There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
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Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
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If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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