just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Randomize
