uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
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Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
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I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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