Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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