I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
His hands were made for my vagina.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
