I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy