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  I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you

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• (516): View more from New York

  Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  porn star boner night. come get it.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  The Olympian is in my bed

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.

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