he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
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Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.