Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(215): Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have http://tfl.nu/hv3g

Replies (42) Good night (3512) Bad night (512) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(310): View more from California

Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(310): Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too? http://tfl.nu/j0i5

Replies (57) Good night (1135) Bad night (3724) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(313): View more from Michigan

I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(313): I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before. http://tfl.nu/lr8m

Replies (14) Good night (1554) Bad night (3335) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(330): View more from Ohio

I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(330): I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh http://tfl.nu/7tof

Replies (54) Good night (875) Bad night (5134) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(248): View more from Michigan

it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world

(1-248): View more from Michigan

i told you not to try chat roulette

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(248): it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world (1-248): i told you not to try chat roulette http://tfl.nu/80bv

Replies (20) Good night (1136) Bad night (6349)
Favorite
(410): View more from Maryland

what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(410): what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"? http://tfl.nu/vaok

Replies (29) Good night (10685) Bad night (1053)
Favorite
(519): View more from Ontario

We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(519): We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job. http://tfl.nu/nll9

Replies (2) Good night (2335) Bad night (951) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(303): View more from Colorado

There are paw prints all over my ceiling.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(303): There are paw prints all over my ceiling. http://tfl.nu/gg63

Replies (12) Good night (3387) Bad night (614) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(802): View more from Vermont

I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(802): I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms. http://tfl.nu/3zhe

Replies (9) Good night (402) Bad night (1732) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(310): View more from California

Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.

(1-310): View more from California

Shall we take a trip back?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(310): Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times. (1-310): Shall we take a trip back? http://tfl.nu/btgk

Replies (5) Good night (1797) Bad night (453) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(214): View more from Texas

I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(214): I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me http://tfl.nu/sx3p

Replies (9) Good night (1360) Bad night (679) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(250): View more from British Columbia

I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(250): I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all. http://tfl.nu/5qpa

Replies (12) Good night (2050) Bad night (484)
Favorite
(718): View more from New York

Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(718): Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it. http://tfl.nu/l6st

Replies (5) Good night (800) Bad night (509) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(+27): View more from South Africa

I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(+27): I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me. http://tfl.nu/p5fs

Replies (13) Good night (377) Bad night (838) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(718): View more from New York

I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(718): I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best. http://tfl.nu/yss2

Replies (4) Good night (845) Bad night (253) Order T-Shirt

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: