i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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