loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.