I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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