im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
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He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I have post one night stand depression
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