Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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