Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
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He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
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YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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