Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize