she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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