i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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