guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
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At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
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i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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