why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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