I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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