Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
even my farts smell like vagina
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
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He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
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Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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