She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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