I don't think brook has ever known best
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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